sekadar gurauan di pagi hari

gambar ini hanya illusi optik semata-mata. usah disalah sangka terhadap mereka ini. siapa mereka? owh....biarlah rahsia!
yang penting..mereka bukan lah manusia luarbiasa yang mengamalkan sifat di luar tabii manusia normal. mereka adalah rakan-rakan ku yg senantiasa menceriakan idop sehari2 aku di donia ini.hoho!! tuan empunya badan...maaf ya aku edit dan publish gambo neh.... saja je nak memalukan korg bergurau senda!!!ekekek!! selamat berketawa!! ;)

UPDATE: maaf lah yer... gambar tersebut edisi terhad. terpaksa di alih kan dari pandangan umum kini. ngeh ngeh!!~

jeng jeng jeng!!!!

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(^_^) hehe...sekarang, pergelangan tangan dah pulih. alkisah, kisah kasih berulang semula. maktok di bawa pulang dari hospital sehari setelah selesainya kenduri izam (cousin aku yang sebaya umur kakak ku yang bernama nana itu) *kenapa cam skema je eh ayat aku mlm ni?* aku stay sambut di rumah, anep nana and erin menjadi escort mummy menjemput maktok di nursing home di shah alam tu. hari itu sunggoh meriah kerna uncle din serta anak menantu cucunya datang menyambut maktok skali. *hussayn itu comeyl amat....notty and cheeky!!* dan bermula lah episod kejururawatan kami seisi keluarga. ESPECIALLY aku la...memandang kan aku ni yang paling "gagah" dalam family! maktok seems to lost her strength to walk. dia amat bergantung kepada orang sekeliling. siapa lagi yang akan menjaga dia kalo bukan anak cucu dia kan? maka, utk mengangkat maktok naik turun katil...AKU lah org nya... sementara menunggu maid dari surabaya itu tiba la at least kan. 1st day itu aja dah pusing aku di buatnya. aku kepenatan angkat maktok (well, i think she wont be too heavy if she helps to lift up her body weight as well...haihh) , so mlm itu aku pengsan dgn nyamannya. pabila subuh tiba, nana membangkit kan aku dari tidur nyenyak utk tukar shift *kan dah macam nurse namanye tuh...* aku nih mamai2 la menonong sambung tdo kat bilik maktok. alkisah rupanya maktok takmo tdo mlm tuh. sampai migrain nana dibuatnya gara2 terganggu tdo malam nya. mummy dengan harapan maktok rasa selamat dan ingin tdo, join nana di bilik maktok. tp tak jadik la pulak taktik muumy, maktok refuse to get her sleep. dahla takmo tdo, dikacau nya org yg tdo sebelah dia (mummy la...) that is why i have to ganti shift nana jadik nurse after subuh tuh. tdo sekejap di katil sebelah maktok, aku dikejutkan mummy mintak tolong angkat maktok untuk dimandikan. *point pertama tangan aku mula merekah .... tett! penggunaan ayat yg salah! ^o^ * then abis mandi, tolong angkat lagik = point kedua. dress her up = point ketiga. dan seterusnya...*malas lak nak list kan semua...* tho tak tdo malam, siang itu pun dia refuse to sleep. kami semua pakat sakit blakang dok angkat naik turun dia dari katil.she really didnt know how to sit STILL. kalau dia sekecik ainul tuh maybe bleh je nak dukung dia *lambung pun boleh kot...* , tapi masalah nya tidak. saiz maktok adalah saiz normal kebanyakan org dewasa. not the skinny normal but the normal-normal. * sapa yg penah mai umah aku tau la camna maktok looks like....but she's beautiful, though!! ...tgk sajalah cucunya ini ^_^ ...* well, pagi tuh, after kasik maktok makan sume, mummy had to go to the hospital to clear all the payments. tinggal la aku sorang menjaga maktok sbb nana tgh tdo(dis is wat we call "qada' tdo"...) due to her sleepless nite mlm itu.
adoi... did i mention, maktok couldnt just SIT still?? mula2 dia nak turun from katil and nak duduk on her lady-chair. ok, fine. i helped her down. duduk skeeeejaaaap.., dia nak naik atas katil plak. oh yes, did i also mention that i was ALONE with her?? ok, fine again. i was then too exhausted and dozed off on the bed beside her. and yes, after a few minutes she was sliding OFF her bed. aku dah macam nak tumbang masa tuh dok angkat naik turun dia. she wanted to betulkan her kain sarong when i accidently turned around for a while and PooF! she fell!!! OMG!!it was even TOUGHER to lift her up from the floor than from the bed. i had no choice but to shout for anip to help me out. i was then OUT of energy. kesian anip, mamai2 la dia tolong maktok. i smsed mummy that maktok jatoh, and it turned out the msg delivered to her only that AFTERNOON. haihh! selepas terjatoh tuh, maktok mintak roti.so aku pun bakar la 2 keping roti dan kuah asam pedas utk dia. and wow! abis dua keping roti tuh. pastu mummy pun balik, aku pon report la makotk jatoh. mummy terpaksa bising marah (marah sayang ler...) maktok jgn dok notty sangat. that nite, she refuse to sleep jugak. i was exhausted and takmo duduk bilik maktok dah. kang saket plak kepala aku diganggu kebisingan maktok. oh yes, i havent mention that if she couldnt sleep, she will keep on talking and asking and shouting to keep everyone else in the room awake as well. so i just intai2 dari jauh sementara mummy dok pujuk dia tdo. *note: she havent slept yet since she got back from the nursing home...* she keep on refusing to sleep until mummy buat2 merajuk and left her alone in her room. sekali intai, dia dah sliding OFF her bed ..AGAIN! she said she wanted to sleep on the lady chair. ok, fine... AGAIN! kami pun dudukkan dia di atas kerusi itu. oh well, the thrill does not end yet. she wanted to get on the bed back!!! oh my my... my back dah sengal2 rasa. sabarrrr.... * ada adik laki pun tak guna masa tuh.... asyik dok main msn jer... * finally got her back on the bed and that's it. mummy terpaksa ikat di pinggang nye to prevent her getting up again. i didnt stay in her room that nite but was sitting in the hall where i could possibly hear her if needs anything. but iwas too OUT of energy that i passed out on the sofa. mummy yang dok lipat kain skejap pon tertdo kepenatan. and the next morning, when mummy intai ke dalam bilik maktok, she was shocked to find maktok lying on the floor like sumwhat-a-CLeopatra's pose by the bed!!!! and again, dgn kemamaian juga la aku membantu maktok angkat naik atas kerusi roda and mummy teros kasik maktok mandi. the very next thing after breakfast that day was ... TERPAKSE anta maktok ke nursing home semula. i didnt follow sending her there but anip and nana did. according to them, maktok was happily greeting the nurses there. "jumpa lagi kita na..... " with the brightest smile...

so....

masih butuh penjelasan tentang rangkap pertama entry yang lepas????

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laptop ku di on dan di connect ke streamyx. selepas 20-30 minit (kadang2 tak sampai pon 15 minit), akan ter-pop satu window bertajuk "Generic Host Process for Win32 Services Error" di mana beberapa minit kemudian, pelayaran iternet akan terbantut, walaupun status streamyx adalah still connected. bukan sekali dua ini terjadi, tapi SETIAP kali online menggunakan laptop ku itu akan terjadi nya peristiwa itu. maka suatu hari encik adian telah membantu mengsearch kan penyelesaian. aku pun download lah menatang hapa tah tu. hmm, terima kasih tummy trim... akhirnya berjaya! merasa la aku online lebih dari setengah jam. but the not for long.... selepas beberapa hari, "perangai" lama datang semula. dan kali ni makin dasat. kadang tuh, tak sampai 5 minit pun dia dah "disconnect" kan aku dari donia internet itu. ARGHH!!! sekali dua aku mampu bersabar... tapi makin lama makin jelek rasa!!!! rasa seakan-akan mau hempas kan laptop ke dinding konkrit di rumah ini. nak di guna pc, dah jahanam pon pc tuh. nak dipinjam laptop abah, anip lak usung laptop ke kelantan. terpaksa la tunggu abah balik kalo nak bermaharajalela kat internet nih. tu pon terpaksa berebut waktu perdana ngan anip!! adoi....

dan skarang , ...again..... masih juga butuh penjelasan tentang rangkap kedua entry yang lalu???

update...akhirnya??

pergelangan tangan da terseliuh akibat praktis menjadi seorang nurse...atau mungkin lebih wajar dikategorikan sebagai praktis menjadi ahli bina badan yang sedang angkat berat demi tournament akan datang.... maybe juga sebagai seorang buruh binaan yang ulang alik mengangkut bahan binaan...?

yang nyata...kini sedang berusaha menjadi pelambong laptop yang berjaya.

kesah nya... al kisah sebenarnya...??

to be continued.......................................

mari sambung melambung!!!

Erin The Drama Queen

assalamualaikum....

huhu....this entry might be short only. biasalah....berebut penggunaan internet bersama adik terchenta.huh!


tadi petang visit maktok lagik. Alhamdulillah, hari she seems to get better. makan pun dah banyak sket daripada semalam. cakap pun dah kuat sikit. mata pun dah makin segar.tadi bawak maktok jalan-jalan sikit (dgn wheelchair lah...) jalan-jalan sikit je. nursing centre tuh bukan besar mana pun. erin ngan mamanya pun ikut sama. lincah betul si erin ni. dia suapkan matok dia air, betulkan katil maktok, and tolong maktok makan sama....hehehe... maktok nak makan kari, so mama erin pun buatkan. si erin nih pulak memang pantang tengok kari, dia pun join maktok makan. bukan tolong suapkan maktok dia, suap mulut dia ada lah....hai, erin....erin....
hmmm.... tgk pada landscape di kawasan hospital, aku rasa.... ia patut di upgrade kan lagi supaya penghuni nya lebih riang utk berjalan-jalan. sedap sikit mata memandang. taklah rasa sangat ke-hospital-an nye kan.... nnt2 lah aku amik gambar tempat tuh. but after all, the nurses all seem friendly. tgk kerenah2 org2 tua ni pun interestting jugak... ada yang suka nyanyi... ada yang frenly.... but mostly diam je....dah tua kan....tak larat. aku suka dengar nenek berbangsa cina yang dok sebelah kamar maktok tuh gembira. she's so cheerful. the nurse senyum kat dia and goyang2 kepala sikit, dia pun join nyanyi. itsybitsy spider lah.....baa baa black sheep lah... so cute!!

oh yer....teringat pulak insiden masa kat alor star. masa balik from majlis bertandang, singgah kat rumah maktok dulu (dah dijual sbb takde org nak jaga kan....dari pada dibiar jadi potensi sarang penagih, baik kasik masyarakat guna kankankan....) umah maktok tuh skarang dah upgrade jadi pusat clickers (tmnet....) pulang dari majlis tersebut, aku follow aunty nah. erin pun ada lah sama. kami pun singgah sat umah maktok, alang2 dah lalu tuh kan. kitorang pun cakap la kat erin "tgk tu erin....rumah maktok dah jadik cantik...dorg dah buat tempat clickers....". tak semena-menanya, miss little-drama-queen ni teresak-esak menangis tgk umah tuh dah berubah....."mana umah mama???? kesian umah mama dah takde.... mana umah mama?mana?" sambil meraung-raung. "eh budak ni? wat the fish???" terkezut aku dibuatnya. ini first time aku tgk aksi drama queen ini secara live. aduhai erin.... sentimentalnya kamu.....ish ish ish....
aku, eleena (kakak si erin ni...) and uncle tengku (papa erin...) hanya mampu ketawa tgk gelagat erin yang tak sudah2 dramatik tuh. aku sampai tak larat nak gelak tgk kerenah erin. mamanya jenuh nak distract dia dgn cerita zaman kanak-kanaknya spy erin berhenti ber'sentimental'.... hik hik....
aduhlahai erin ....erin.....

rumah maktok: the new look.

okesh....dah kering idea nak nulis hapa.... sok sambung lah..... insyaAllah sok nak upload gambar2 wedding.
gambar mat rempit takdak la adian... cermin keter belah aku duduk tuh kabur dgn air yang terkondensasi...maka kalo amik pon tak clear. lagi plak....takot gak nak amik gambar....mau si rempit2 tuh ligan aku bila nampak aku amik gambar...tak ke naya?? huhu.....

Kisah Kasih.........

my beloved mummy and maktok

the picture above is my mom and maktok. maktok is getting weaker. sangat sedih bila visit dia smlm. suara dia sangat susah utk aku fahami. hanya mummy yang boleh tangkap setiap patah kata yang keluar dari bibir maktok. itupun bila mummy dekatkan telinga pada maktok. maktok was admitted to the ColumbiaAsia nursing and rehabilitation centre in Shah Alam on 22nd. semua gara-gara khuatir akan keadaan nya yang uzur tu. takkan nak bawak dia ke alor star gak dgn keadaan dia yang lemah tuh kan. kesian dia kena travel jauh, nnt dia penat. so mummy and her siblings pun decided to put here there utk sementara. PAUSE! i know some might think we are being cruel to her by putting her in an old folks home. NO! it's not an OLD FOLKS shelter my dear. it's NURSING centre, OKAY! kat situ, sementara menunggu maid from surabaya datang, she will be taken care by those nurses and doctors. rather than if she stay at home and takde sapa can jaga her ALL the time. some of my frens mesti penah dengar tentang maktok kan? well, she haven't got her sleep for quite some time. di centre tu, Alhamdulillah she could rest better than she is at home. kalo di rumah, dia bukannya reti dok diam. dia bangun duduk dangun duduk jalan sana jalan sini duduk smula...all for nothing. nak bangun dari duduk tu pun dia kena kerah kudrat sebanyak mungkin... so, all of us at home are worried that she had been "naughty"... (sesuai ke perkataan ni?)

petang semalam, aku ikut mummy visit maktok. pagi tu nana and anip yang ikut. that was my very first visit since she was admitted. masa balik from ukm pun tak sempat jumpa dia dulu b4 she was sent there. i hearrd stories by mummy, uncle nasser and aunty nah about how susah it was to make her stay there. and how berat hati it was for my mum and her siblings as well to leave her. mlm mummy hantar maktok ke sana tu, mummy dok sorg2 dlm bilik maktok. tgk tv konon. but i saw mummy's eyes were red. so i decided to leave her alone, giving her space to calm down. after all, maktok is her mum kan. back to cerita semalam. when mummy and me sampai di kamar maktok, she was heavenly sleeping. so we just let her sleep while we quietly sat on the chairs and read newspapers. later, a pair of nurses came to check her temperature and pressurre. surprisingly, dia tak sedar langsung. nyenyak betul dia tdo. after a few minutes, the nurses suruh kejut dia makan sbb last meal she ate was at 12 that afternoon. at first she refuse , "kenyang makan tengah hari tadi tak habis lagi" she said. so mummy pujuk and pujuk and finally she ate a little. very little....just a few teaspoon of nasi and soup and a quarter cup of plain water. then mummy make her a quarter cup of milo and she drank that and mummy lega sikit dia minum milo tuh abis. after that, mummy lap muka and badan dia sikit. bersih-bersihkan dia... pastu kami nyembang2 sikit, eventho her voice was very halus, mummy and me tried real hard to understand and Alhamdulillah, we did. mummy peluk maktok and mintak ampun sbb selalu marah maktok. mummy didnt meant to marah her, its all for her own good. mnummy sangat risau maktok jatuh bila tgh jalan, mummy risau maktok sakit kalau tak tdo malam betul2 ...sebab tu mummy marah maktok. bak kata orang, marah tanda sayang. mummy mintak ampun sambil nangis2 sbb terpaksa marah maktok. betapa naluri aku sebagai seorang anak amat tersentuh melihat airmata mummy ku menitik demi maktok; ibu nya itu. tak semena-menanye, airmata aku pon laju je mengalir. ( huhu... btol kata adian, aku ni ratu menangis gak.... :P ) aku mana bleh tgk mummy nangis, automatik aku pon akan nangis sama.

mummy.... farah akan jaga mummy macam mummy jaga maktok sbb farah sayang mummy sama macam mummy sayang maktok. maktok....farah sayang maktok jugak.maktok cepat balik ye...farah rindu maktok!! semua orang rindu maktok...maktok jgn nakal ye!!

ok...STOP! before i start crying again..... huhu!!